-yesterday my apple was too big
-my chai tea tasted kind of metallic in my REI insulated mug
-i ran out of parchment paper for ease of baking homemade cookies
-the bank will only match 100% of our savings in the “keep the change” program for 3 months
rachel: so i see your web content convo and raise you one [coworker a] teaches [coworker b] how ocr works convo. “well it’s hard to understand how any of that works.”
me: well, it is.
rachel: it’s not once you learn about the 11 types of magical computer elves that live inside computers. duh. the reading elf just tells the light-bright elf what to put on the screen and then the hunter elf goes and finds words when you ask for them.
the other elves are the number elf, the google elf, the excel elf, the email elf, the virus-attack elf, the weather elf, the movie-times elf and the password elf.
ok, so i’m listening to [REDACTED]’s oral history. and it’s like she’s another annoying co-worker this week. she is so awful.
i told sarah yesterday that her interview covered the fact that she felt that her servants were just like family except she didn’t dine with them, of course. and that she lost a race for the House to a “hindu” who was, according to her, somehow both a “card-toting communist” and here illegally even though it was elected to the House for three terms.
today she’s complaining about how at a dinner for QE2 she lost a diamond broach off her purse that she thinks someone from one of the embassies stole when they came in to see the Queen. 1) shut up. 2) why are you pinning diamonds to your purse? are you going to leave it on the table for all to admire during the state dinner?
her whole life is like advanced first world problems.
rachel, honorary bougetarded blogger
not getting offered the job, so no opportunity to tell them to suck it.
work-subsidized insurance only covering half a $500 optometrist bill
naughty professor
Bradley Cooper.
forgetting to turn off the “Someone votes in a poll I posted” email notification when posting a poll in your livejournal
have read the entire internet and STILL have twenty minutes left at work.
brain gyroscope going nuts, can’t sleep —> take xanax —> can’t wake up
